December 16, 2011
Happy Birthday Bimo Dwi Utomo
Bimo itu salah satu sahabat gue dikampus, orangnya baik, asik, pengertian, tapi kalo lagi galau lebih parah daripada gue :D
kemarin tgl 14 Desember 2011 dia ulangtahun yanh ke 21 :) cie udah tua dong lo ya Bim :p
dari pagi sampe siang dia galau mulu, tidur, ngecek hp berharap sang mantan ngucapin selamat ulang tahun ke dia, hahahha sian banget sih lo Bim :p.
terus sekitar jam 6 sore akhirnya gue memutuskan beli kue sama Lery (ketua kelas) ke Cijantung gue galau ini mau beli kue yang mana pada nyumbang 5000 hahah akhirnya gue beli aja kue bolu, trus muter muter nyari lilin hahah dan akhirnya pake lilin yang biasa buat mati lampu hahahahhahahaha sumpah loh itu lucu banget, trus pas sampe kontrakan gue bingung si Bimo nggak bisa diem, akhirnya dia diajak main poker deh pas lagi asik main poker gue sama Raka (temen sekamarnya Bimo) keluar bawa kue sama lilinnya
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAS BIMO"
kemarin tgl 14 Desember 2011 dia ulangtahun yanh ke 21 :) cie udah tua dong lo ya Bim :p
dari pagi sampe siang dia galau mulu, tidur, ngecek hp berharap sang mantan ngucapin selamat ulang tahun ke dia, hahahha sian banget sih lo Bim :p.
terus sekitar jam 6 sore akhirnya gue memutuskan beli kue sama Lery (ketua kelas) ke Cijantung gue galau ini mau beli kue yang mana pada nyumbang 5000 hahah akhirnya gue beli aja kue bolu, trus muter muter nyari lilin hahah dan akhirnya pake lilin yang biasa buat mati lampu hahahahhahahaha sumpah loh itu lucu banget, trus pas sampe kontrakan gue bingung si Bimo nggak bisa diem, akhirnya dia diajak main poker deh pas lagi asik main poker gue sama Raka (temen sekamarnya Bimo) keluar bawa kue sama lilinnya
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAS BIMO"
December 15, 2011
By Wahyu Prayogi on Monday, December 12, 2011 at 3:06am
By Wahyu Prayogi on Monday, December 12, 2011 at 3:06am
Note ini di buat bedasarkan kejadian nyata. Apabila ada kesamaan tempat, nama dan lain sebagainya. Itu memang benar dia. Jus for laught. Jus kiiding jus jambu, jus belimbing. Nama pun telah di samarkan sehingga sulit terbaca. Contoh alif = al1f.
Hebatnya aku, Punya temen calon..... :
1. im4m calon dokter, ke dukun aja dah gue. Roman-romanny lebih aman. :p
Aslinya dulu : pas pelajaran b. Inggis ato matematika, doi uda kayak ikan maskoki.. Megap-megap ga jelas. (-o-)
2. On3ng calon orang kepemerintahan, adoh makin susah lah ini bikin ktp, kk, dll.
Aslinya dulu : namanya aja oneng, bisa tau lah gambaran dari serial bajai bajuri ? Yya seperti itu, tapi gantengan oneng ini dong :*
Kalo di ajak ngomong, kita mah udah ketawanya. Udah bahas yang lain, eh dia tiba-tiba cekikikan baru engeh. Amponnn kk.
3. L4y calon manager hotel, haaah... Nanti di setiap sudut hotel ada tulisan "ridho". Galau mulu ni bocah.
Aslinya dulu : bayangkan dari dulu sampe sekarang masih aja cerita tentang 3 co brengsek. (R1do, l4ngit, 1 lagi siapa ya lupa) gue cemburu kali lay. :p
4. Al1p jurusan agroteknologi, yang ada bukan nemuin jenis kembang baru, tapi malah ngicipin setiap kembang desa lagi. (Bisa kali di oper ke depok ? )
Aslinya dulu : bisa di bilang playboy, dia di karunia I wajah yang cukup...(Cukup saya tidak mau melanjukan, shilahkan anda karang sendiri) dlu sih kerjaannya ngecengin ce-ce mulu. Dan herannya, ga pernah kapok walau sering di pergoki pacarnya yang sabuk hitam. Hiii
5. C3pi ambil potograper, yang ada dia yang jadi model bokep baru, di potoin pacarnya. ( Yang ini, cupp gue nyumbang nama dzahgi )
Aslinya akhir-akhir : orang macam ini mah yang calon-calon tekdung ! MBA !
6. 4yu jadi arsitek, ga heran lah kenapa jembatan yang kaltim runtuh. Nanti apa lagi ya ? --,
Aslinya dulu : gambar aja ga pernah, hemm... Ngerti kan ?
7. Ant0n kalo ga salah fisika ya ? Nanti, "ton, hukum acimedes bunyinya apa ton ?" Dia paling jawab, "hahh ? Haah? Apaan si ? Hehehe,,,, ga jelas lu." Ampon deh.
Aslinya dulu : tooonnnn !!!!! "Hahh, heeeh ? Apaan ? Apaan si goy ? (Nyengir) hee,,, gajelas lu goy" tipe-tipe no 2. Tapi lebih akut ini kayaknya.
8. Ig0y, ap3, w1snu ngambil komputer, ude semua pake mesin tik aja lah. (˘_˘")
Aslinya dulu : no komen. Ini dewanya :)
Tapi, Untungnya temen SMA gue ga ada yang jadi pilot, nahkoda ato masinis. Mumpung ga ada, ayo kita sama2 sukses! Dan tinggalkan indonesia. Wakakakakakakaka :p
Coba kalo ada... Naekk kebo deh gue ke luar negri :p
Tapi, semoga itu hanya masa lalu. Ibarat mobil, kita melaju itu ke depan, ada kaca spion untuk menengok ke belakang, jangan di pandangi terus nanti yang liatin jalan siapa dong ? hanya untuk mengevaluasi. Nanti bgitu liat spion udah ada 10 mayat kan.. 8 luka-luka, 11 luka ringan. (Pasti Lay tuh yang bawa mobil.) Gue berharap semua sukses. Perlahan, Meninggalkan masa lalu yang SUREM tapi INDAH . :)
Note ini di buat bedasarkan kejadian nyata. Apabila ada kesamaan tempat, nama dan lain sebagainya. Itu memang benar dia. Jus for laught. Jus kiiding jus jambu, jus belimbing. Nama pun telah di samarkan sehingga sulit terbaca. Contoh alif = al1f.
Hebatnya aku, Punya temen calon..... :
1. im4m calon dokter, ke dukun aja dah gue. Roman-romanny lebih aman. :p
Aslinya dulu : pas pelajaran b. Inggis ato matematika, doi uda kayak ikan maskoki.. Megap-megap ga jelas. (-o-)
2. On3ng calon orang kepemerintahan, adoh makin susah lah ini bikin ktp, kk, dll.
Aslinya dulu : namanya aja oneng, bisa tau lah gambaran dari serial bajai bajuri ? Yya seperti itu, tapi gantengan oneng ini dong :*
Kalo di ajak ngomong, kita mah udah ketawanya. Udah bahas yang lain, eh dia tiba-tiba cekikikan baru engeh. Amponnn kk.
3. L4y calon manager hotel, haaah... Nanti di setiap sudut hotel ada tulisan "ridho". Galau mulu ni bocah.
Aslinya dulu : bayangkan dari dulu sampe sekarang masih aja cerita tentang 3 co brengsek. (R1do, l4ngit, 1 lagi siapa ya lupa) gue cemburu kali lay. :p
4. Al1p jurusan agroteknologi, yang ada bukan nemuin jenis kembang baru, tapi malah ngicipin setiap kembang desa lagi. (Bisa kali di oper ke depok ? )
Aslinya dulu : bisa di bilang playboy, dia di karunia I wajah yang cukup...(Cukup saya tidak mau melanjukan, shilahkan anda karang sendiri) dlu sih kerjaannya ngecengin ce-ce mulu. Dan herannya, ga pernah kapok walau sering di pergoki pacarnya yang sabuk hitam. Hiii
5. C3pi ambil potograper, yang ada dia yang jadi model bokep baru, di potoin pacarnya. ( Yang ini, cupp gue nyumbang nama dzahgi )
Aslinya akhir-akhir : orang macam ini mah yang calon-calon tekdung ! MBA !
6. 4yu jadi arsitek, ga heran lah kenapa jembatan yang kaltim runtuh. Nanti apa lagi ya ? --,
Aslinya dulu : gambar aja ga pernah, hemm... Ngerti kan ?
7. Ant0n kalo ga salah fisika ya ? Nanti, "ton, hukum acimedes bunyinya apa ton ?" Dia paling jawab, "hahh ? Haah? Apaan si ? Hehehe,,,, ga jelas lu." Ampon deh.
Aslinya dulu : tooonnnn !!!!! "Hahh, heeeh ? Apaan ? Apaan si goy ? (Nyengir) hee,,, gajelas lu goy" tipe-tipe no 2. Tapi lebih akut ini kayaknya.
8. Ig0y, ap3, w1snu ngambil komputer, ude semua pake mesin tik aja lah. (˘_˘")
Aslinya dulu : no komen. Ini dewanya :)
Tapi, Untungnya temen SMA gue ga ada yang jadi pilot, nahkoda ato masinis. Mumpung ga ada, ayo kita sama2 sukses! Dan tinggalkan indonesia. Wakakakakakakaka :p
Coba kalo ada... Naekk kebo deh gue ke luar negri :p
Tapi, semoga itu hanya masa lalu. Ibarat mobil, kita melaju itu ke depan, ada kaca spion untuk menengok ke belakang, jangan di pandangi terus nanti yang liatin jalan siapa dong ? hanya untuk mengevaluasi. Nanti bgitu liat spion udah ada 10 mayat kan.. 8 luka-luka, 11 luka ringan. (Pasti Lay tuh yang bawa mobil.) Gue berharap semua sukses. Perlahan, Meninggalkan masa lalu yang SUREM tapi INDAH . :)
You Light Up My Life :")
So many nights, I'd sit by my window,
Waiting for someone to sing me her song.
So many dreams, I kept deep inside me,
Alone in the dark, but now you've come along.
And you light up my life,
You give me hope, to carry on.
You light up my days
And fill my nights with song.
Rollin' at sea, adrift on the waters
Could it be finally, I'm turning for home
Finally a chance to say, "Hey, I Love You"
Never again to be all alone.
And you light up my life,
You give me hope, to carry on.
You light up my days
And fill my nights with song.
You, you light up my life
You give me hope to carry on
You light up my days
And fill my nights with song
It can't be wrong, when it feels so right
Cause you, you light up my life
Waiting for someone to sing me her song.
So many dreams, I kept deep inside me,
Alone in the dark, but now you've come along.
And you light up my life,
You give me hope, to carry on.
You light up my days
And fill my nights with song.
Rollin' at sea, adrift on the waters
Could it be finally, I'm turning for home
Finally a chance to say, "Hey, I Love You"
Never again to be all alone.
And you light up my life,
You give me hope, to carry on.
You light up my days
And fill my nights with song.
You, you light up my life
You give me hope to carry on
You light up my days
And fill my nights with song
It can't be wrong, when it feels so right
Cause you, you light up my life
December 9, 2011
CAN'T LOSE WHAT YOU NEVER HAD
CAN'T LOSE WHAT YOU NEVER HAD (Westlife)
Baby, you're so beautiful
And, when I'm near you, I can't breathe
A girl like you gets what she wants
When she wants it
You're so out of my league
And, when I'm near you, I can't breathe
A girl like you gets what she wants
When she wants it
You're so out of my league
I show you no emotion
Don't let you see what you're doin' to me
I imagine the two of us together
But I been livin' in reality
Don't let you see what you're doin' to me
I imagine the two of us together
But I been livin' in reality
Fear of rejection
Kept my love inside
But time is running out
So damn my foolish pride
Kept my love inside
But time is running out
So damn my foolish pride
(Chorus 1:)
I don't care if you think I'm crazy
It doesn't matter if it turns out bad
I've got no fear of losin' you
You can't lose what you never had
Now, I'm gonna confess that I love you
I been keepin' it inside, feelin' I could die
Now, if you turn away, baby, that's okay
At least we'll have a moment before you say goodbye
You can't lose what you never had
I don't care if you think I'm crazy
It doesn't matter if it turns out bad
I've got no fear of losin' you
You can't lose what you never had
Now, I'm gonna confess that I love you
I been keepin' it inside, feelin' I could die
Now, if you turn away, baby, that's okay
At least we'll have a moment before you say goodbye
You can't lose what you never had
Rules are made for breakin'
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
I'll be no worse off than I am right now
And I might never get the chance again
Nothing ventured, nothing gained
I'll be no worse off than I am right now
And I might never get the chance again
Fear of rejection
Kept my love inside
Told my heart I didn't want you
But I lied
Kept my love inside
Told my heart I didn't want you
But I lied
(Chorus 2:)
I don't care if you think I'm crazy
It doesn't matter if it turns out bad
I've got no fear of losin' you
You can't lose what you never had
Now, I'm gonna confess that I love you
I been keepin' it inside, feelin' I could die
Now, if you turn away, baby, that's okay
At least we'll have a moment before you say goodbye
I don't care if you think I'm crazy
It doesn't matter if it turns out bad
I've got no fear of losin' you
You can't lose what you never had
Now, I'm gonna confess that I love you
I been keepin' it inside, feelin' I could die
Now, if you turn away, baby, that's okay
At least we'll have a moment before you say goodbye
(Bridge:)
Here on the outside, lookin' in
Don't wanna stay dreamin' 'bout what could have been
Need to hear you speak my name
Even if you shoot me down in flames
Here on the outside, lookin' in
Don't wanna stay dreamin' 'bout what could have been
Need to hear you speak my name
Even if you shoot me down in flames
(Repeat chorus 1)
You can't lose what you never had
You can't lose what you never had...
You can't lose what you never had...
December 2, 2011
Gombalan Anak IT
ini adalah sebagian kecil gomblan anak IT yg mungkin emang gue belom pernah denger hahhaah
A : lagi ngapain lo, googling ya?
B : lagi browsing aja
A : Browsing cara download hati gue ya?
B : Bukan
A : gue lagi browsing cara nge-hack hati lo biar bisa gue ambil alih
A : kalo gue kenalan sama tukang download boleh nggak?
B : boleh aja asal lo upload dulu hati lo nanti gue download deh, trus nanti abis gue download gue save deh dihati gue
hhaahhahahahahaah lucu lucu
A : lagi ngapain lo, googling ya?
B : lagi browsing aja
A : Browsing cara download hati gue ya?
B : Bukan
A : gue lagi browsing cara nge-hack hati lo biar bisa gue ambil alih
A : kalo gue kenalan sama tukang download boleh nggak?
B : boleh aja asal lo upload dulu hati lo nanti gue download deh, trus nanti abis gue download gue save deh dihati gue
hhaahhahahahahaah lucu lucu
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